wow he just gets sexier every season

randomrumiel:

officer booty reporting for duty 

tonystarkerz:

my maths teacher handed these sheets out a few weeks ago and i think she was afraid of being copyrighted or something

but i don’t really think she tried her hardest with the names

kissesformabitches:

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

pityreblogs:

i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone

adidasfactory:

She waited 9 months for her moment

2boys1cup:

it started out with a click

how did it end up like this

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

how

can you not 

love

this ridiculous

amazing language?

congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

porkrub:

I walk this lonely road
The only road that I have ever known

diorbags:

1 more full day of school then 4 half days of finals until freedom

praise allah