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  1. punkmothra:

    my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

    (Source: asexualjonsnow, via crystallized-teardrops)

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  3. okaywork:

    when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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    (via crystallized-teardrops)

    Tagged #t
     

  4. HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

    sarcastic-sanity:

    1. Pour out how much you think you need.

    2. Wrong.

    (via dutchster)

    Tagged #t
     
  5. sonicbandicoot:

    aaliyah1979-2001:

    valiantparadox:

    My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

    WHO DID THIS

    I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

    (via dutchster)

     
     

  6. rejennerate:

    My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

    (via angelic-lullabies)

    Tagged #fem
     
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  8. megaminun:

    "omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

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    (Source: gostle, via crystallized-teardrops)

     

  9. banderboucher:

    it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

    (via cannibalbananibal)

     
  10. yourroyalpenis:

    gaezedkriel:

    keylimepie:

    accountant-in-a-can:

    punkrockluna:

    bubblegum-momoi-satsuki:

    gouthesupermanager:

    flameoflight:

    well-metaphoricallyspeaking:

    heruut:

    i-aint-even-bovvered:

    songofages:

    Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

    I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

    You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

    Average American Grading Scale:
    A+- 97-100
    A - 94-96
    A- - 90-93
    B- 80-89
    C- 70-79
    D- 60-69
    F- 59 and under

    And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
    A - 100-93
    B - 92-85
    C - 84-78
    D - 77-70
    F - 69 and below

    Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

    No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

    UK Grading Scale

    100-70: A

    69-60: B

    59-50: C

    49-40: D

    Below 40: F

    next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

    i’m gonna remind you

    that our “average” is your “A”

    Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up.
    Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.

    And basically as an American you’re expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered ‘average’ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means you’re spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if you’re studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you don’t have straight all 80s or higher you’re not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.

    I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times I’d wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day

    File this under the exact reason so many Americans detest going to school.

    (Source: tenghostdads, via cumplainah)

     

  11. vagisodium:

    sirtarantino:

    a guy walked into the board room and said

    "hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

    and i just stared at him and coldly said

    "i am the regional reports manager"

    we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

    this post is surreal

    (Source: sofiajonze, via cumplainah)

    Tagged #YA
     

  12. online:

    when the PE teacher makes you run

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    (Source: overglorify, via officialwhitegirls)

     
  13. theroguefeminist:

    feministpokemonmaster:

    feministbatwoman:

    huffingtonpost:

    Columbia University Student Will Drag Her Mattress Around Campus Until Her Rapist Is Gone

    "I think the act of carrying something that is normally found in our bedroom out into the light is supposed to mirror the way I’ve talked to the media and talked to different news channels, etc," Emma continues in the full video which you can watch here. 

    So, I just want to go into HOW MUCH Columbia and the NYPD has failed, and revictimized, Emma Sulkowitz.

    In her school hearing, Sulkowitz ” had to explain to the three administrators on the panel how anal rape worked. She told them she had been hit across the face, choked and pinned down, but, she said, one still seemed confused about how it was possible for someone to penetrate her there without lubricant. Sulkowicz said she had to draw them a diagram.”

    "Her best friend was meant to be at the hearing; Sulkowicz had chosen her as her one “supporter.” But her friend was kicked out of that role for talking about the case, according to Sulkowicz, in violation of the university’s confidentiality policy. As punishment, her friend was also put on probation and made to write two reflection papers: one from the perspective of Sulkowicz and another from the accused."

    FROM THE PERSPECTIVE
    OF HER FRIEND’S RAPIST

    - Two other women at Columbia have accused this guy of sexual assault/rape. But he’s been found not responsible in all instances, and is still on campus

    - When she went to the police, one officer said: “”You invited him into your room. That’s not the legal definition of rape.”

    - Another officer told her friends, who came with her: ““For every single rape I’ve had, I’ve had 20 that are total bull——,” he added. “It’s also my type of job to get to the truth. If that means being harsh about it, that’s what I do.”

    And that’s.
    Why.
    People.
    Don’t.
    REPORT.

    I want to set literally everything on fire.

    *erases Columbia U. from my list of potential colleges* Lol no way I’m going to that school

    this is the first time i’ve seen her talking about this in her own words

    promote the voices of rape victims

    (via tinyabel)

    Tagged #fem #rape
     
  14. bandsareprettyrad:

    courgegirl-messed-up:

    One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

    Happy birthday to me

    (Source: isexualdisaster, via officialwhitegirls)

     

  15. aflockofseagulls:

    let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

    (Source: armisael, via crystallized-teardrops)